How to Have Sex With Your Dog

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Many people have a strange fetish for their dogs. It may seem like a perverse thing to do, but let’s be honest, dogs are horny nearly all the time and helping them relieve their sexual frustration is just one way of showing your love for them.

A male dog’s erection can last up to an hour!

2. Get him to mount you

Male dogs are horny practically all the time and helping them relieve their sexual frustrations can be quite rewarding for both of you. They also love the taste of human semen and cum. They produce twice as much as a man and their cum has a more salty flavor than ours.

The first thing you will need to do is distract him with a game that he loves playing. It will also help to make sure that his anal opening is as open as possible. If it is too narrow he will have a hard time mounting you anally and may even get stuck inside you if he can’t find the vulva.

It is a good idea to have some kind of lubricant on hand. You can buy some at the local drug store. KY Jelly is my favorite but Astro-Glide and Wet will work just as well.

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When you have everything ready just let him know that it’s time for a romp. He will probably give a few licks to show that he is interested and then begin rubbing himself on you.

Once he starts getting excited you can start doing some foreplay by fingering him. He has a clitoral ridge on his lips that will give him a rousing feeling if you rub it. He will also like it if you start pushing him with your fingernails.

3. Let him hump into you

Humping is a natural behavior that dogs exhibit when they are excited or in heat. If your dog is humming people or objects that you don’t want to be humped, you can discourage it by pushing them away or simply turning their heads until they stop. You can also take them into a quiet room for a short time-out if they continue to hump you. Over time, they will learn that humping gets them no where, so it’s not worth it.

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If you play with your dog and arouse them, they may decide to mount you “doggie style” with their front paws on your shoulder and back. You can gently rub them as they mount and guide their cock into you with your fingers, if needed. Some dogs are quite enthusiastic and will hump frantically as they get their cock into you, if this is the case you can increase your rub tempo to match his.

When a male dog is aroused they produce a fluid from their cock called precum that is used for lubrication. This liquid is clear for the first squirts and then fades to a milky white color. Many male dogs like the taste of this semen and will lick it up. This is a way for them to experience orgasm and if you don’t let them lick up your semen, you are depriving them of a pleasure they find very pleasing.

4. Let him tie you

It is not uncommon for dogs to tie up their owners. This is usually a sign that they are horny and can lead to sexual interaction between the owner and dog.

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The dog will sniff you a bit and then begin to lick your private area. Once the tastes and smells of you have him arouse, he will mount you “doggy style” and slide into you. Once he is inside you, he will start to hump in an effort to get his cock into you. You can help him by reaching around with gloved, well-lubricated fingers to guide his cock into the right position. After he gets his cock in you, he will start squirting dog cum in rapid succession. This is very pleasant for both you and him.

If you are unable to get him to squirt, try using the tips of your fingernails to gently scrape around his sheath. This can stimulate him to squirt even more. You may also want to increase the pressure applied to your hand to see if that will make him squirt more.

Keep in mind that it is not a good idea to have sex with your female dog during her first heat. This is because she will probably reach a stage where the bulb of her semen will become “stuck” in her anus and rectum. You will have a difficult time pulling the semen out as it will be very firm and painful.

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